- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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