A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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