knock knock come in !

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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The queen having a shit

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Wigan.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Anti Joke

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