- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Poker face

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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