Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Soccer...

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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