- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Your Mum is soo fat.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

One, two, three, four and five

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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