- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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