- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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