- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Fat people

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Women's Rights

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

the power to turn magnetism into light

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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