What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Tim likes girls

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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