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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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