what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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The Qur'an

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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i hate black people

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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are u black unlucky

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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