- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Poker face

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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