Steve Jobs is alive.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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