i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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