save me from the nothing ive become

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Dwight Howard

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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