Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A young baby died.

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