- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Guess what? You guessed it.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

save me from the nothing ive become

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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