Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

it's funny because it's funny

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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