Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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