- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Mooses

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Your face

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

don't read this

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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