Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Poop

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do you have a wife?

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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