What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Anti Joke

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