- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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