- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

so...um, yeah

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Your Mum is soo fat.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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