- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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