Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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so...um, yeah

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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