- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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