A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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