Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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