- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

womans rights...

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Nick Cannon

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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