a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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