What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

save me from the nothing ive become

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Guess what? You guessed it.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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