- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

One time I walked into a fat kid..

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Tucker Rivera

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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