- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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