- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did? Yes

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

An Englishman walks into a bar.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it