- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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