Yo mama so fat.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Fox News

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What comes after 69? 70

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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