- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

One, two, three, four and five

do you have a wife?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Poop

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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