- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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