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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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