- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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