- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

One, two, three, four and five

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

do you have a wife?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Poop

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

I like Pi. It can make circles.

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