*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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