- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Poop

do you have a wife?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

so...um, yeah

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

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