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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Where are you going Your house

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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