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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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