i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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