If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Tim likes girls

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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