Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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