roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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