A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

hi dave

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a duck?

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

The queen having a shit

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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