Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

An Aisian failed a test

What's your guys names?

12 niqqa 12.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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