Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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