- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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