Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

YOLO You only like Oreos

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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