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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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