An Irishman walked out of a bar

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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