- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the fish fly It didn't

i named my son Frodo because he was little

You bumder!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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