- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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