- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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