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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you stub your toe?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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