Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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