roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do you call a banana? A banana.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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