What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What is older than history?

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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