- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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