-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

its funny cuz i laughed!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Bob Saget that is all

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

ur an fagit

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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