Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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nickel back

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Ms Leong Sux

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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