Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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