Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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whats black and large -me

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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