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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Today is March 22.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Get on the boat.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

your face

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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