- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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