Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

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