An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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women's rights

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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