- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

I have a horse.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Fart

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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