What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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