why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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whats black and large -me

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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haha

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