- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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