What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

c-? men, C-men

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

boobs!

360 NO SCOPE

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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