- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are white people white? I don't know

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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