Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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