Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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I shot a bitch.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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