- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A French man gets into a fight

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A child walks into a classroom.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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