- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock knock come in.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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