What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Lewis

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

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