- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Help I'm being raped!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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