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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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