- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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