Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

I am dyslexic

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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