- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Sarah Palin

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Women deserve equal rights.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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