Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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all the kids had fun

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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