- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

i had sex.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??