Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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womens rights.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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