- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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