- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

i read the terms of service when i posted this

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

The truth is he loves her!!

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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