- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.