Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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