Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Sarah Palin

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Women deserve equal rights.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

"Knock knock." "No."

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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