If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

An Aisian failed a test

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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