Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Christianity.

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aodhan hearty

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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