Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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