- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

A child walks into a classroom.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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