- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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