what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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deez nuts

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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whats black and large -me

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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