- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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