Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A shark ate your mom

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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ur gey

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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I had a submarine.... once

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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