What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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