- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

There was a chicken. It squarked.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Tim likes girls

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

one stop shop

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Women's rights.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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