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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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