yeyeyeyeye live action

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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heat!

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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