- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to work today....

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Justin Bieber.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

save me from the nothing ive become

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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