"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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